I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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