sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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