spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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