Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
