Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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