So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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