Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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