Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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