Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
