Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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