you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
