i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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