Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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