just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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