tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
it glows. i had to have it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
