She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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