You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Dear god my vagina.
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