We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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