Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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