normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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