i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it's great music for shaving your balls
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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