so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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