Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Randomize
