sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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