Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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