Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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