i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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