I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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