So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Non-Jews are for practice
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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