Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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