I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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