i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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