Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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