I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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