are you still at the devil's house?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
