HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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