People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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