Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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