I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
