Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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