Soap is not a condiment
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
