Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Porn is love you can see.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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