We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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