Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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