The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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