I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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