i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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