It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Randomize
