At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
