Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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