That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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