belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Pants are for mortals
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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