The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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