Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We are all done wearing pants today
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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